This bird fights back.

Thanksgiving just got a little less traditional. The Pluck Around & Gobble Out Tee brings a rebellious sense of humor to a holiday usually reserved for gratitude, football, and arguing over who makes the best stuffing.

For the person who shows up hungry and always has a smart remark ready, this one fits right in. It’s a little hunting humor, a little tactical attitude, and a turkey with absolutely no intention of becoming leftovers.

Wear it to Friendsgiving, the family gathering, or anywhere your crowd appreciates a good joke. Give everyone something to laugh about before the annual debate over whether the turkey’s too dry.

Pass the sides. Spare the bird. Chicken tastes better anyway.