The nice list was never really your thing.

The Naughty List Division Tee is for the holiday troublemakers with patriotic pride and a sense of humor that doesn’t take December off. Santa’s geared up, the sleeves are gone, and subtlety clearly didn’t make the list.

From Friendsgiving leftovers to the Christmas party, bring a little mischief wherever you celebrate. Your friends will get it. Your relatives might have questions. Either way, you’ve given everyone something more interesting to discuss than the weather.

Stay festive. Plead the Fifth.